Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

LoHo on the Twitter

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Well I guess twitter is the new confessional.  Priest are so 5 minutes ago.  One of our fav celebri-hoes is at it again…

Lindsay Lohan tweeted Friday night that she failed a recent drug test, but she’s “working hard to overcome” her drug addiction.  LoHo’s probation requires random drug tests. Judge Elden Fox imposed a new set of rules for LoHo to follow until November.  It included weekly counseling sessions for alcohol and drug rehab, random drug tests and behavioral therapy.  The judge warned her that any failure to comply could send her back to jail.  I guess that 13 days she served in jail (and 23 in rehab) just didn’t make an impact.

Tweets from LoHo on Friday night:

“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result,”

“Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away overnight,”

“I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps.”

LoHo also tweeted that she was “doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.”

“This was certainly a setback for me, but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences,”

I think she is just on a sad sad downward spiral.  Poor little rich girl.

It’s Hard to Be So Vapid in 140 Characters

Monday, January 25th, 2010

I think it’s pretty obvious that we here at Southern Fried Snark are raging Twitterholics.  Ronda and I both have it loaded on our iPhones and we hope that everyone isn’t constantly annoyed that we interject EVERY conversation with “OMG, LISTEN TO WHAT SO AND SO JUST TWEETED!”

Alright, so we know they’re annoyed, but we have to stay CONNECTED, people.

But, ladies and gents, I have found the ultimate Twitter user.

Heidi Montag has a Twitter.

With such gems as “note to anyone who gets a nose job, take off you tape in the shower after it is wet!” and “watch Spencer and I practicing shoot house clearing operations and vehicle extraction at American Defense Enterprises!” (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!), it’s totally worth a gander.

Then go wash your eyes out with soap.

Overheard at the Watercooler: Jan 19th Edition

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
  • Noah Wyle is separating from his wife.
  • Chris Pline and Olivia Munn broke up.
  • JLO may guest star on GLEE!!!
  • Nick Cage has to pay the IRS $14 million.
  • James Cameron could use some Crest White strips.
  • Obama sent out first ever Presidential tweet.
  • Jennifer Anniston’s thigh high slit at the GG = perfect!

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