Southern Fried Snark

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We all know that Tiger had something to say today… we all know (and none of us care). BUT what we do care about it what one of his alleged mistresses had to say (and wear).

Veronica Siwik-Daniels (known to you porn fans as Joslyn James ) the star of MILF Worship 4 and Top Heavy 4 also came forward to say something today.  You can read about that anywhere.  What you can’t read about is her fake hair!  I have no idea why she felt the need to wear a wig.  You could TOTALLY tell it was a wig.  This is a woman who has shown her vag to the world via the straight to DVD market…and she had on a wig???? AND it wasn’t even a very good wig.  Surely MILF Worship 4 ponied up enough cash that she could spring for something from the Jessica Simpson / Ken Paves wig line!   She obviously isn’t spending the money on orthodontia. Did she think that shorter more conservative hair would make people take her more seriously?  Did she oversleep?  AND if she did oversleep … why did she take the time to put on fake eyelashes? Is she serious about that shirt she has on?  Is she just a farking crazy crack whore?  Yeah….that’s what I think too.

Usually, my mom sends me emails that contain angels and .gif animations of puppy dogs or some other nonsense. But she sent me these and they were actually pretty funny.

I should also note: WE’VE BEEN STUCK AT HOME DUE TO SNOW FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW AND OUR MENTAL CAPACITIES ARE QUICKLY DETERIORIATING.
World’s Shortest Books:
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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