<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" ><channel><title>Southern Fried Snark &#187; sperm</title> <atom:link href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/tag/sperm/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com</link> <description>bless their hearts....</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 21:31:01 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator> <copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Southern Fried Snark 2010 </copyright> <managingEditor>snark@southernfriedsnark.com (Southern Fried Snark)</managingEditor> <webMaster>snark@southernfriedsnark.com (Southern Fried Snark)</webMaster> <ttl>1440</ttl> <image> <url>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Southern Fried Snark</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>bless their hearts....</itunes:summary> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:category text="Society &#38; Culture" /> <itunes:author>Southern Fried Snark</itunes:author> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name>Southern Fried Snark</itunes:name> <itunes:email>snark@southernfriedsnark.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>no</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <item><title>Southern Fried Snark Episode 8</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/05/southern-fried-snark-episode-8/</link> <comments>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/05/southern-fried-snark-episode-8/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:12:17 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Gelman</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Episodes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Cindy Margolis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dating Show]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dermaroller]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hard-ons]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson]]></category> <category><![CDATA[southern fried snark]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sperm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[The Price of Beauty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[VH1]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/?p=384</guid> <description><![CDATA[Southern Fried Snark Episode 8 Show Notes: Cindy Margolis Orders Sperm Samples From Contestants in New Dating Show &#8211; Link Jessica Simpson VHI docu-reality series, The Price of Beauty, premieres March 15 &#8211; What is this? Dermaroller -Link Hard-ons on male models &#8211; Link]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F05%2Fsouthern-fried-snark-episode-8%2F"><br /> <img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F05%2Fsouthern-fried-snark-episode-8%2F&amp;source=sthrnfriedsnark&amp;style=normal&amp;service=bit.ly&amp;b=2" height="61" width="50" /><br /> </a></div><p>Southern Fried Snark Episode 8<br /> <span id="more-384"></span><br /> Show Notes:</p><p>Cindy Margolis Orders Sperm Samples From Contestants in New Dating Show &#8211; <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/01/05/cindy-margolis-sperm-samples-seducing-cindy/">Link</a></p><p>Jessica Simpson VHI docu-reality series, The Price of Beauty, premieres March 15 &#8211; What is this?</p><p>Dermaroller -<a href=" http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-dermarollerits-as-painful-as-you-assumed/">Link</a></p><p>Hard-ons on male models &#8211; <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-fashion-trend-watch-male-models-with-boners/">Link</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/05/southern-fried-snark-episode-8/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <enclosure url="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/podpress_trac/feed/384/0/sfs-episode8.mp3" length="38010991" type="audio/mpeg" /> <itunes:duration>0:39:35</itunes:duration> <itunes:subtitle> Southern Fried Snark Episode 8Show Notes: Cindy Margolis Orders Sperm Samples From Contestants in New Dating Show &#8211; Link Jessica Simpson VHI docu-reality series, The Price of Beauty, premieres March 15 &#8211; What is this? 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Dermaroller -Link Hard-ons on male models &#8211; Link</itunes:summary> <itunes:keywords>Episodes</itunes:keywords> <itunes:author>snark@southernfriedsnark.com</itunes:author> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:block>no</itunes:block> </item> <item><title>DIY &#8211; Sperm Edition!</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/01/22/diy-sperm-edition/</link> <comments>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/01/22/diy-sperm-edition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:52:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Ronda</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snark]]></category> <category><![CDATA[artificial insimination]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dart gun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[DIY]]></category> <category><![CDATA[do it yourself]]></category> <category><![CDATA[infertility]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sperm]]></category> <category><![CDATA[turkey baster]]></category> <category><![CDATA[UK]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/?p=235</guid> <description><![CDATA[I am a great supporter of doing what you want to do.  If you want to have a baby and you want to do it without a man&#8230;ok.  No judgment here.  If you have a man and he just doesn&#8217;t have the swimmers&#8230;and you want to go elsewhere.  Fine by me!  Well apparently this is [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fdiy-sperm-edition%2F"><br /> <img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F01%2F22%2Fdiy-sperm-edition%2F&amp;source=sthrnfriedsnark&amp;style=normal&amp;service=bit.ly&amp;b=2" height="61" width="50" /><br /> </a></div><p>I am a great supporter of doing what you want to do.  If you want to have a baby and you want to do it without a man&#8230;ok.  No judgment here.  If you have a man and he just doesn&#8217;t have the swimmers&#8230;and you want to go elsewhere.  Fine by me!  Well apparently this is becoming less and less of an option in the UK.  In 2005 there was a change in the law that donors could keep their anonymity.   This change led to a HUGE drop in sperm donations&#8230; I CAN&#8217;T IMAGINE WHY!</p><p>Even better? This quote from the article&#8230;</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;More worryingly, however, is anecdotal evidence that women patients are travelling to clinics overseas to seek treatment,&#8221; Pacey wrote. &#8220;There have also been reports of women purchasing fresh sperm online for DIY (do-it-yourself) insemination.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;m sorry? What?  WHAT? Let me read that again&#8230;</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;There have also been reports of women purchasing fresh sperm online for DIY (do-it-yourself) insemination.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>HOW ???</p><p><span id="more-235"></span></p><p>All I can picture is a yoga mat, a hand mirror and some crazy injector device (turkey baster meets dart gun)!!!  I understand that there is a certain desperation in these situations (for some)&#8230; BUT some things should be left to the professionals.  Things like hair color, bikini waxes, swimming pool installation, electricity, plumbing, etc&#8230; all of those things should be done by a licensed trained professional.  SO SHOULD INSEMINATION!</p><p>Bless their hearts&#8230;</p><p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100122/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_sperm_britain_mission">Click to read the whole article.</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/01/22/diy-sperm-edition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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