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I (almost) have no words.

Friday, January 15th, 2010

OMG!  I come across many things that outrage me, that tickle me, that surprise me but rarely do I come across things that leave me (almost) speechless.  We covered this on the show last night but I have to revisit it here for those of you that may have missed it or for those of you that may need a link to go an buy this innovative product!

YES!  You read that correctly.  This product is VAG pinker.  It takes your tired discolored vagina and restores it to it’s youthful pink self.  I KNOW!!!!  WTF?  I had no idea this was an issue!  Even better?  It comes in FOUR shades!  You can restore your vagina to FOUR different shades of pink.  I can’t make this shit up people.

Check out the FAQ page on the website.  It is fabulous.  This is my favorite…

Q. “Is this safe to use or FDA approved”?
A. The ingredients are all individually FDA approved for consumption. Like any other cosmetic product, if you experience discomfort, discontinue use.

Note the use of the word individually…
You can also use this on your nipples or male genitals.  Hmmm… I am pretty sure if I was to come at Gellman with this it would be a long long time before I saw his genitals again.

They even have testimonials from actual users.

Finally!  I have been living with the embarrassment of color loss for years now. As an older- single (divorced) woman I feel a little more confident with the lights on!
-Linda M. 61 years old

So what do you think?  Will you be adding My New Pink Button to your wishlist?

Green Jeans

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Last night on the show we were talking about my high school years and it came up that I was very much into Nirvana and the “grunge” scene.  We also discussed my questionable fashion choices for yearbook photo ops.  So to complete my “I will do anything for the fans” humiliation…I am sharing with you a picture of me in my green jeans and flannel shirt.  Feel free to mock me in the comments section.

Last night’s giveaway!

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Last night we gave away a fantastic Hairbow holder and 8 bows! These were compliments of Tara Atkins and her etsy store.
Check her stuff out at http://lulafairy.etsy.com

I have to say that the princess hairbows are my FAVORITES!  I love them!

Go show Tara some support!

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