Southern Fried Snark

So it seems Mel Gibson has now offended and alienated, perhaps, every single person on the planet. Jeez, that’s worse than us. Granted, he’s a crazy famous super rich actor/producer/professional sperm donor and? We’re not. (I’m sure we could manage if given the same exposure.)

So Octo-Mel, no really-he dubbed himself that, and Nadya-I mean Oksana (I think they look alike) have broken up and it’s not pretty. At all. They actually broke up a bit ago and it’s just now getting really ugly. This is why I don’t talk to exes. I like to give them the option of dying or moving away, their choice.

Whatever happened to the lovable guy from Lethal Weapon and the hot but creepy dude from Mad Max? (I’m not talking about Tina Turner here.)

I’ve had LOTS of ugly breakups but this? Is insane. Now he’s actually being investigated for domestic violence. There’s an 8 minute tape of a conversation between him and Nadya, I mean Oksana, in which he calls her racial slurs and tells her she deserves to be hit. Allegedly he punched her in the face and broke out 2 teeth.

People are actually speculating it won’t even really affect his career because he has enough money to make movies himself if he wants to.

Would you watch him in a film?

Is he going to start dating Loho soon? I think that’s his only logical next step.

We’re LIVE here tonight at 9 central!

If it’s on Bravo, I watch it-other than cooking shows or that stupid artist thing that the mule, I mean Sarah Jessica Parker, came up with.

So of course, despite how intensely I am bothered by her jaw and her whole taste everything, eat nothing attitude, I have been watching Bethenny Getting Married? Yes, I have to end that sentence with a question mark because that is how they titled the show.

Ummm…anyone other than me think that is the dumbest title ever? Dude, we ALREADY know she got married. It was in tabloids. You showed it in the previews. She talked about it on twitter.

I watched the wedding episode this morning and it KILLED me. I couldn’t get past the whole peeing in an ice bucket while people removed your underwear. I was horrified. As was Shawn-what did he call it? Her cooch-looch? That’s a term I hadn’t heard before.

And, Shawn, bless his heart, I am honestly amazed he survived this wedding with his balls intact. Also? All I can think of when I look at him is Buster from Arrested Development-possibly one of the top 5 shows to EVER be on tv. Anyone else have this reaction to him?

I actually loved Ramona’s dress, despite my constant urge to punch her in the face. Alex? Seriously? You looked like Morticia Adam’s ugly step-sister. Twas not cute.

What did you think of the episode?

PLEASE click the BlogLuxe button in our sidebar and VOTE. Only 3 more days! Pretty please! Lots of laugh, love and snark coming your way if you do.

So all the reputable news outlets (Star, US, Life & Style) have been positively buzzing with news about Prince William and Kate M. When will they marry, will they marry, etc.

The British Press? Has taken to calling her Waity-Katey since they’ve been dating for 8 years or something. Really? I know chicks that dated the guy for 10 years before marriage-and there were no crown jewels or titles on the line there.

William is second in line to the throne, assuming Queen Elizabeth isn’t some kind of eternal succubus (possible) that will live forever, that little boy will be King someday. And I get confused about the royal stuff but Kate could be Queen-or at least a Princess.

And who doesn’t want to be a Princess? I would wait a pretty long time if I thought there was a crown in my future. And she’s young-she’s not 900 like Camilla Parker Bowles-who I don’t think will ever have the Queen title.

When I was younger, my mom got us up to watch Princess Di’s wedding. And that? Pretty much cemented my desire to be a Princess. For real, not in my mind.

Do you think she’s crazy to wait so long?

A couple more things-while you’re here-which we already love you for, don’t forget about the iPad giveaway and please click the BlogLuxe button in our sidebar to vote. There’s only SIX more days and YOU can VOTE ONCE A DAY. Pretty please with snark on top? The button will take you to the site and you can vote for Southern Fried Snark under guiltiest pleasure. You will get an email from “party.” Please click the link in it to verify your vote. Thanks so much!

We at Snarkavision Studios ADORE all things train-wreck,  errr, I mean Housewives. We even enjoy the OC “ladies,” though not as much. They’re not as “fun.” Allegedly.

So imagine our delight to learn that in just over a month a whole new city will join in the fun-we are just giddy with anticipation.

Remember this lady? No, not Katie Couric. (I haven’t been able to look at her quite the same since America saw the inside of her colon.) The other one-Michaele Salahi-the infamous White House “party crasher.” Remember how Bravo denied any involvement?

Well, enter the previews for “The Real Housewives of DC.” Bravo camera crews are following them as they attempt to break and enter, okay attend a party and be fame whores, at the White House.

Bravo’s reason for why the controversial “lady” is included? She has “a compelling life story.” Oh, Bravo-I love you. Other than your love for cooking, we could be soul mates. But why don’t you quit being PC and stop calling her “compelling?” Why don’t you just admit that this biatch is crazy and if she’s willing to break federal laws and stuff that you are positively SALIVATING over what else she may be willing to do?

I know I am.

While busily reading the internet for things to be snarky and superior about…I came across the news that Kate has gotten HAIR EXTENSIONS! We were just talking about her hair last night…and now she has extensions! I hate to admit it…but not only am I INSANELY jealous (because at Southern Fried Snark we LOVE fake hair) but it actually looks pretty cute! In the whole scheme of things she seems to be weathering the storm better than Jon (or his Ming vase).  Bless his heart.
For more on Kate’s extensions and to see a picture you can check out the article on people.com.

Southern Fried Snark – Episode 2

Show Notes:

SPECIAL BEHIND THE SCENES VIEW WHEN WE DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE RECORDING!!

-Viewer Giveaway – Twitter user @mavsmom wins a $25 Amazon Giftcard!

-Snarky New Year’s Resolutions (more…)

Southern Fried Snark Episode 1

Show notes: