We have all seen more of Levi than we ever expected. Way more.

ummm where was I ….? OH!

(well…he is nice to look at….sorry)

(I am easily distracted by shiny things and naked six packs…I am only HUMAN)

(Hey Amy – no shower curtain here!)

So anyway… he was part of the scandal that cast a shadow over the Palin for VP campaign, but he seemed descent enough when he ponied up an engagement after knocking up the ever celibate Bristol. Well despite a baby and future MIL that is a hot Tina Fay look a like…the relationship and engagement to Bristol just doesn’t work out. Scandal. So in an attempt to find himself (all of him…) Levi takes it all off and struts it out for Playgirl. I guess that got some attention because he and Bristol hooked back up…for about a month.  No one cares why it didn’t work.

BUT NOW…. he is (of course) after another 15 minutes of FAME! (I’m gonna live forever)

He is starring in his own reality show about running for public office… Mayor of Wassila! I have no doubt that this is meant to be a stunt and maybe he will win…but because on occasion I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old,  I THINK IT IS FUNNY!  (I know…I just can’t help it!)

Apparently his first campaign stop was at a local GUN SHOW!  (See Amy…another thing you two have in common!) You can’t make stuff this good up.  He was playing politician…shaking hands and babies.  It has also been said that he engaged in quite a conversation about hunting sheep.

Sheep?  Do you really have to hunt them?  Are they crafty or super fast…and I just don’t know?  I looked around and found them on Wikipedia.  Apparently their speed isn’t important to anyone else.  It wasn’t mentioned.  They are a little crafty … they are apparently good climbers on rocky terrain and they use that to their advantage.   (See…at SFS we want to educate and inform)

I am actually probably really going to watch this show…at least to find out more about the sheep.  Will you be watching?

Southern Fried Snark Episode 9

Show Notes:
Farrah Fawcett’s hair for sale – Link

Portia writing a book – Link

The Duggars on the cover of People – VAGINAS ARE NOT A CLOWN CAR.

Official results for Brittany Murphy’s death – Link

I love Sarah Silverman, but this is a little passive agressive, even for me – Link

Sarah Palin – yes, she literally had crib notes written on her hand. – Link

SuperBowl Ads – man, you men are freaking LAME. Trends: penises, no pants, women are killing your boners.
Also, what’s up with the sudden resurgence of the dramatic groundhog/chipmunk/rodent?

No, Pocahontas, this blanket is TOTALLY worth $8! – Link

New Smurf movie – Link

Jersey Shore – Season 2 in South Beach! – Link

So I know Sarah has been anxiously awaiting for the Levi Johnston issue of Playgirl magazine… Well it will hit the newsstands on Feb 22!  Apparently he avoids the full monty by enlisting the help of a hockey glove.  (interesting)

If you are just dying for a sneak peek (and I know you are)… you can check out the cover here.