Oh lord, I took a breather and didn’t read any trashy magazines for a week and missed ALL kinds of Spencer and Heidi news.
I know, I know. It was foolish of me to think that just because they’d filed for divorce we wouldn’t have to deal with them anymore.
But, as you may know, Heidi is having her breast implants removed-proving that perhaps there IS a slight chance she has an almost undetectable bit of common sense floating around somewhere.
Which is fortunate because she keeps “accidentally” popping out of bikini tops-when there happen to be photogs around.
I get it, if I was famous for/had paid that much for something I’d be showing them to everyone also.
ALSO, Spencer got arrested leaving Costa Rica for illegal firearms, possession and something else.
Ummm, did anyone else see Brokedown Palace? Shouldn’t he be rotting in a cell somewhere in a dress and flip flops while bathing in other people’s poo and stuff? I thought guns and drugs in OTHER countries was a really big deal.
Oh wait, I get it. Costa Rica didn’t want to put up with him either. Well played CR, well played.
So most recently they were seen at an Avon Breast Cancer walk-posing for the cameras, I mean uh, raising money for a good cause, by walking together. I think it’s wrong for her to parade her ginormous breasteses in front of people in that situation.
Anybody called Vegas to check the odds on them getting back together, I mean not really having broke up?
On a technical note: We won’t be on the next couple weeks as Gellman is renovating our studio. It will be snazzier which means we will probably look worse and more high definition than ever. I think he’s spent SO much time with the Real Housewives that he’s about to make a porn movie starring Danielle and Lesbian Superstar Lori Do I really need a last name since I preface it with lesbian superstar Michaels?
Anyways, I hope he disinfects our set frequently.