We at Snarkavision Studios ADORE all things train-wreck, errr, I mean Housewives. We even enjoy the OC “ladies,” though not as much. They’re not as “fun.” Allegedly.
So imagine our delight to learn that in just over a month a whole new city will join in the fun-we are just giddy with anticipation.
Remember this lady? No, not Katie Couric. (I haven’t been able to look at her quite the same since America saw the inside of her colon.) The other one-Michaele Salahi-the infamous White House “party crasher.” Remember how Bravo denied any involvement?
Well, enter the previews for “The Real Housewives of DC.” Bravo camera crews are following them as they attempt to break and enter, okay attend a party and be fame whores, at the White House.
Bravo’s reason for why the controversial “lady” is included? She has “a compelling life story.” Oh, Bravo-I love you. Other than your love for cooking, we could be soul mates. But why don’t you quit being PC and stop calling her “compelling?” Why don’t you just admit that this biatch is crazy and if she’s willing to break federal laws and stuff that you are positively SALIVATING over what else she may be willing to do?
I know I am.