I can barely contain my excitement-Project Runway comes back tonight!

I don’t even know if I can FULLY explain how much I adore everything about this show and am excited to see who we all love…and who we all love to hate.

First, the LOVES. Tim Gunn, obviously. I’m totally going to try to stalk him when the Snarkettes take Manhatten next week. I think Ronda will bail me out of jail? Heidi, of course. Despite the fact that sometimes? Her voice bothers the hell out of me. And I also envy her hair and her fantabulous body. Is she the one they call The Body?

I also completely adore Nina Garcia, the faces she makes are priceless and I get so tickled when people think she’s complimenting them and then she stabs them in the heart. I’d like to perfect that.

Michael Kors is hilarious, tied with Tim for my fave. The ways he tells people they suck? A complete art form.

I will say, I am rarely in agreement with their winners. I still think sweet little gay Southern Anthony should have won. I loved his aesthetic of being fashionable but wanting to dress women like ladies. Seth Aaron, eh. I wouldn’t have worn anything he designed.

I also detested Irina AND the “special” dress she created just for the INC line at Macy’s. It was basically a black wrap dress, which I love, but with a dinner-plate sized sparkle butterfly on the side. So not cute and when I saw it? WAY on clearance. Plus, she was a biatch.

So watch tonight and come back here to report your faves, your dis-likes, and of course your pick for winner. Maybe we can make that a contest? Pick your winner by week 2 and if you’re right, there’s a prize? Lemme check with the Team o’ Snark on that.