Southern Fried Snark

So Liho, prior to  her unfortunate incarceration, was exploring her, ummm…artistic side. Now, please don’t be confused and think I mean porn. I don’t think she’s there-yet.

But, as we learned the other night, if Bridget the Midget can have a successful porn career, what’s to stop Liho? She DID have dinner with ole’ Samantha a few days before she was locked up. Not that the two are related…allegedly.

Anyhoo-Liho has decided to take up painting. If I were her-I would quit trying. It has GOT to be a bummer to f up everything you do. Acting, designing, singing, consulting, escorting a man to an event for money- all now in the “not a win” category.

So she’s painting and would like to sell her snatch, I mean her work. But there’s a hold up-and not just because she’s currently in the big house.  It seems  little Liho is having difficulty (snicker, with life in general?) perfecting the perfect paint color for her…tan. (You totally thought I was going to say whoha didn’t you?)

I’d go with Oompa Loompa Orange and call it a day. That way she could also paint pics of Kelly Killmyskin Bensimmon.

Don’t forget-we give away the iPad LIVE on Tuesday night! You could win. Tweet, facebook and blog about us and then let us know-it’ll get your name in the hat. And no, I can’t win. *sigh*

We all know that Tiger had something to say today… we all know (and none of us care). BUT what we do care about it what one of his alleged mistresses had to say (and wear).

Veronica Siwik-Daniels (known to you porn fans as Joslyn James ) the star of MILF Worship 4 and Top Heavy 4 also came forward to say something today.  You can read about that anywhere.  What you can’t read about is her fake hair!  I have no idea why she felt the need to wear a wig.  You could TOTALLY tell it was a wig.  This is a woman who has shown her vag to the world via the straight to DVD market…and she had on a wig???? AND it wasn’t even a very good wig.  Surely MILF Worship 4 ponied up enough cash that she could spring for something from the Jessica Simpson / Ken Paves wig line!   She obviously isn’t spending the money on orthodontia. Did she think that shorter more conservative hair would make people take her more seriously?  Did she oversleep?  AND if she did oversleep … why did she take the time to put on fake eyelashes? Is she serious about that shirt she has on?  Is she just a farking crazy crack whore?  Yeah….that’s what I think too.

Ahhh who can forget Amy Fisher?  The Long Island Lolita!  The scandal of the Buttafuoco family.  The made for tv movies (3 of them)! (Some of Alyssa Milano’s best work but maybe not Drew Barrymore’s shining moment.  Really Drew…E.T. to AMY FISHER?????)

oh… Back to the point of this post.

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