Southern Fried Snark

We at Southern Fried Snark are longtime lovers of fake hair. And I am going to go ahead and say if anyone wants to give us free extensions and PAY us to wear them-we are all over that.

Paris Hilton? Even screws up things concerning her hair.

She is being sued for $35 MILLION dollars by Hairtech International. Apparently she was paid around $3 million to wear their extensions and comply with their marketing mission. She missed a launch when she was in jail and they also feel her party lifestyle doesn’t fit their image.

Ummm…have they not been watching reality tv and seen what goes on with many who sport hair extensions? And, anyways, it’s PARIS HILTON. You know that story about the person who picked up a snake, got bit and was surprised? This totally applies here. I’m sorry, you knew what she was when you picked her up.

So the hair-ess is in hot water-for wearing other extensions. Her lawyers are fighting it, of course though I don’t know why. At this point in time her lawsuits are probably the version of a parking ticket to her parents. “Oh honey, don’t worry. We’ll pay your fine and I hope you’ve learned a lesson.”

And how are they going to prove she’s wearing the WRONG extensions? Are they THAT different? Will RuPaul testify? Will Kate Gosselin be called as a material witness? Will there be DNA testing?

Stay tuned as we keep our eyes on this hair-raising event.

Once upon a time Paris Hilton was hired to wear and represent a line of hair extensions. (Now she has her own.)
Apparently Paris was less than loyal to her hair benefactor and strayed to more lavish fake hair products. AND NOW SHE SHALL PAY FOR HER INFIDELITY!!!

Paris was the (allegedly) the spokesperson for Hairtech International’s Dream Catcher hair extension line in 2007. The company is claiming that she was “seen in magazines and on television not wearing [their] hair extensions and was in fact wearing competitors hair extension products.” The company also claims that when Paris was incarcerated in June of 2007 and that she was serving time when she should have been at an important launch party for the extensions.

Hairtech International is accusing Paris of fraud and deceit. They are also claiming a loss of $35 million due to her breach of contract.

Wait. WHAT? 35 MILLION???? They lost 35 million in fake hair sales? Really? WTF dude…I am so in the wrong line of work. I love some fake hair but is it really THAT (and by that I mean that they lost 35 million over Paris) lucrative because I have never even heard of these people or their hair. Are they the people that make Barbie hair…I can see that bringing in the bucks. DAMN YOU COLLEGE DEGREE…I could have made millions selling FAKE HAIR!