Southern Fried Snark

LoHo will spend the next four weeks in jail waiting for a probation revocation hearing.

Judge Fox ordered the revocation of LoHo’s probation based on her positive drug test. Her next hearing is set for October 22. When LoHo’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, requested that the judge to hear her arguments for bail, he answered, “Nope.” (this cracks me up…I can just hear the tone!)

Witnesses claim LoHo was stonefaced as deputies handcuffed her hands behind her back and walked her out of the courtroom.

Her father, not wanting to miss an opportunity to whore himself out to the press, had the following to say.

“It’s a horrible situation. I just hope the judge remands Lindsay to a rehab for a longer period of time and the people in Lindsay’s life that are destroying her life and leading her down the wrong path are weeded out.”

Well I guess twitter is the new confessional.  Priest are so 5 minutes ago.  One of our fav celebri-hoes is at it again…

Lindsay Lohan tweeted Friday night that she failed a recent drug test, but she’s “working hard to overcome” her drug addiction.  LoHo’s probation requires random drug tests. Judge Elden Fox imposed a new set of rules for LoHo to follow until November.  It included weekly counseling sessions for alcohol and drug rehab, random drug tests and behavioral therapy.  The judge warned her that any failure to comply could send her back to jail.  I guess that 13 days she served in jail (and 23 in rehab) just didn’t make an impact.

Tweets from LoHo on Friday night:

“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result,”

“Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away overnight,”

“I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps.”

LoHo also tweeted that she was “doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.”

“This was certainly a setback for me, but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences,”

I think she is just on a sad sad downward spiral.  Poor little rich girl.

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Now that Lindsay Lohan has had the smackdown put on her… she is all weepy and repentant. I don’t buy it. What a worthless whore. She needs to GROW UP and do something about her hair.
Ok…fine. I get that she is an addict and I get that with that comes a lot of bullshit BUT she doesn’t have to be a trashy bitch too. You can be a classy addict. I have known many an addict that didn’t not have “fuck you” manicures and shitty hair. They weren’t running around selling pics of their SCRAM and club hopping.
Here is the deal. Lindsay needs to go back to rehab, get a freaking grip and grow up. The novelty of her antics is wearing thin and pretty soon she will be irrelevant.
Bless her heart…