So poor little lost LiHo CAN’T get a break…or even a drink. I mean, what is this? Jail? Oh…
It would seem that in jail, you can’t just do whatever you want, whenever you want and all that. Liho is shocked by this.
In jail, there are rules and stuff-which we ALL know our wily little Liho doesn’t like. Hello Carvel card abuse! It would seem that on Mondays, inmates can order food and items from the prison commissary (I didn’t know there was such a thing) and then they pick them up on Tuesdays. Well, Liho didn’t “check in” until Tuesday so those pesky rule-follower jailers are making her wait until next week.
Even for…water. She has been told if she wants water, she may drink from the sink in her room. But it’s like, gnarly and stuff so Liho won’t drink out of it. Ummm…I’m pretty sure our pal Linds has done things MUCH more grosserer than drink out of a prison sink. I mean, I would count putting things in my nose and mouth…and let’s face it, probably anal area, that have already been in other people’s orifices as far more disgusting than putting water from a sink that has probably at least been cleaned once in my mouth.
Honestly? The sink is probably more afraid of catching something from Lindsay.
It would seem that there IS a concession machine but, bless her heart, it’s probably too complicated for her to use.
In other, wow jail sucks and stuff news, she was only allowed ONE visitor this weekend, her lawyer. She used up all allocated visits during the week. As much as she loves Ali, she probably didn’t want to stare at her nips all week and I’m sure her dad coming to beg for cash was a downer too.
Poor Liho-let’s hope she’s at least allowed arts and crafts time-to work on her painting.
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