<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" ><channel><title>Southern Fried Snark &#187; kelly osbourne</title> <atom:link href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/tag/kelly-osbourne/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com</link> <description>bless their hearts....</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 21:31:01 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2</generator> <copyright>Copyright &#xA9; Southern Fried Snark 2010 </copyright> <managingEditor>snark@southernfriedsnark.com (Southern Fried Snark)</managingEditor> <webMaster>snark@southernfriedsnark.com (Southern Fried Snark)</webMaster> <ttl>1440</ttl> <image> <url>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Southern Fried Snark</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>bless their hearts....</itunes:summary> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:category text="Society &#38; Culture" /> <itunes:author>Southern Fried Snark</itunes:author> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name>Southern Fried Snark</itunes:name> <itunes:email>snark@southernfriedsnark.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>no</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <item><title>Hair Conundrum</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/22/hair-conundrum/</link> <comments>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/22/hair-conundrum/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snark]]></category> <category><![CDATA[kelly osbourne]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sarah wants her hair]]></category> <category><![CDATA[the apocolypse is upon us]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/?p=496</guid> <description><![CDATA[If y&#8217;all read my personal blog, you know that I&#8217;m starting a pretty big endeavor in the beginning of March.  It&#8217;s a whole new thing, so more than anything, I think I should start with WHOLE NEW HAIR. I need some advice. I mentioned in a post last week that I&#8217;m pretty much coveting Kelly [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F22%2Fhair-conundrum%2F"><br /> <img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F22%2Fhair-conundrum%2F&amp;source=sthrnfriedsnark&amp;style=normal&amp;service=bit.ly&amp;b=2" height="61" width="50" /><br /> </a></div><p>If y&#8217;all read <a href="http://www.theanviltree.com" target="_blank">my personal blog</a>, you know that I&#8217;m starting a pretty big endeavor in the beginning of March.  It&#8217;s a whole new thing, so more than anything, I think I should start with WHOLE NEW HAIR.</p><p>I need some advice.</p><p>I mentioned in a post last week that <a href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/18/ill-have-what-shes-having/" target="_blank">I&#8217;m pretty much coveting Kelly Osborne&#8217;s hair </a>(<a href="http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/19/porn-star-and-fake-hair/" target="_blank">Tiger Wood&#8217;s Mistress&#8217;s Hair</a>? not so much).  I&#8217;m coveting it enough to kind of copy it.  And by &#8220;kind of&#8221;, I mean &#8220;yeah, totally make me look like Kelly Osborne&#8221;.</p><p>AGAIN, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD UTTER THIS PHRASE.</p><p>But I really like her hair!  It&#8217;s cute!  And refined!  <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b167518_skinny_kelly_osbourne_all_over_ny.html" target="_blank">And versatile</a>!</p><p>So I think I&#8217;m going to do that. (Welcome to the hell that is my husband&#8217;s life; I spend more time obsessing about my hair than should be allowed.) Now here&#8217;s the question:</p><p>WHAT COLOR SHOULD I GO?</p><p>Note that I&#8217;m a redhead at heart (not at root), so something within that shade family is required.  (Red highlights are permitted as that portion.)</p><p>Okay.. go!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/22/hair-conundrum/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>8</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Watercooler &#8211; 2/18/10</title><link>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/18/watercooler-21810/</link> <comments>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/18/watercooler-21810/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:43:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Ronda</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Snark]]></category> <category><![CDATA[american idol]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bastard children]]></category> <category><![CDATA[betty white]]></category> <category><![CDATA[betty white naked]]></category> <category><![CDATA[biting the heads off of live bats]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bob saget]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chuck taylors]]></category> <category><![CDATA[converse]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Courtney Love]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cover]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ellen]]></category> <category><![CDATA[engaged]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fake hair]]></category> <category><![CDATA[full house]]></category> <category><![CDATA[joel madden]]></category> <category><![CDATA[katy perry]]></category> <category><![CDATA[kelly osbourne]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lame]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lorne michaels]]></category> <category><![CDATA[my wife is hot]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nicole richie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[olsen twins]]></category> <category><![CDATA[portia is my wife]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shoe]]></category> <category><![CDATA[snl]]></category> <category><![CDATA[spin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[spin magazine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[steve madden]]></category> <category><![CDATA[uncle jessie]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/?p=471</guid> <description><![CDATA[Apparently Ellen is demanding quite the wardrobe allowance for American Idol.  $150K is the alleged amount.  Dude&#8230;How many pairs of Chuck Taylors will that buy you??? Katy Perry turned down a $1 million offer to design a line of shoes with Steve Madden.  She is too busy. Courtney Love on the cover of Spin magazine.  [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"> <a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F18%2Fwatercooler-21810%2F"><br /> <img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.southernfriedsnark.com%2F2010%2F02%2F18%2Fwatercooler-21810%2F&amp;source=sthrnfriedsnark&amp;style=normal&amp;service=bit.ly&amp;b=2" height="61" width="50" /><br /> </a></div><ul><li>Apparently Ellen is demanding quite the wardrobe allowance for American Idol.  $150K is the alleged amount.  Dude&#8230;How many pairs of Chuck Taylors will that buy you???</li></ul><ul><li>Katy Perry turned down a $1 million offer to design a line of shoes with Steve Madden.  She is too busy.</li></ul><ul><li>Courtney Love on the <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20345054,00.html">cover of Spin magazine</a>.  She looks like an Olsen twin. Oh and FYI she isn&#8217;t suicidal.</li></ul><ul><li>Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged.  Looks like he is making an honest woman of her.</li></ul><ul><li>Lorne Michaels are you listening????? Betty White says she would totally host SNL!  (She would require a no nudity clause.)(and so would we.)</li></ul><ul><li>Kelly Osbourne is looking hot.  Really.  <a href="http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/fashionweek/photos/0,,20342067_20343749_20739532,00.html">Look at the picture.</a> Why would I lie?   Told ya.</li></ul><ul><li>Sarah and I are going shopping for fake hair this weekend.  I KNOW!</li></ul> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.southernfriedsnark.com/2010/02/18/watercooler-21810/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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