See what I did there? With a title like that about Taylor Swift? It’s because I am OH SO FUNNY.

Anyway, we hit on last week’s shows that Taylor Swift swept the Grammy awards but then totally flummoxed during the performance with Stevie Nicks. Critics have been lashing out at her performance, some even going so far to say that perhaps she wasn’t deserving of the wins if that’s all she had to show for it.

Kelly Clarkson has come out into the fray, to carefully walk the line: she agrees that, yeah, the performance was indeed sucktastic, but not every performance is perfect. In her usual diplomatic fashion, she tackles the critics AND Swift’s music label manager, who has been out playing Big Poppa to anyone who dares to speak badly about the Grammy-award winning artist.

Look, I am NOT a Taylor Swift fan, but I can totally see that she has a market devoted to her. And yes, her performance makes my neck hairs stand on end and I want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spork, but I also know I’m not a 15 year old girl and maybe (MAYBE) if I was, I’d think differently.

I will say that I covet her hair.