Southern Fried Snark Episode 21

Show Notes:

Episode 21
Show Notes 3-30-10

Ricky Martin is gay….shocking.
Kate Gosseling is a bitch….shocking.

Miley quiting music to focus on acting.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/indexd?blogid=7&year=2010&month=03&day=29

Nick Cannon buys Mariah a pink porsche and pink TRAMPoline
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/indexd?blogid=7&year=2010&month=03&day=29

Heidi Montag: “It’s time to quit the drama .. and become the mogul I am.”
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20355648,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+people%2Fheadlines+%28PEOPLE.com%3A+Top+Headlines%29

Tori and Dean .. taking their kids and “guncles” around in an RV for a new show.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/03/30/tori_and_dean_still_trying_to_make_this_show_happen.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+celebuzz%2FpuGs+%28Socialite+Life+Atom%29

Karma’s a biatch.  Madonna: “I wish Lourdes would dress more conservatively.”
http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/madonna-i-wish-lourdes-would-dress-more-conservatively-2010303

• Let’s talk about little girls dressing not so little any more
• Juicy on the butt and whatnot
• Two piece bikinis in the infant section

Another piece of news that Sarah COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT: a Twilight novella to be released.
http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-30-twilight-author-to-release-new-twilight-material

Jon Heder abruptly leaves Comedy Central show while taping.  Also: who is Jon Heder again?
http://defamer.gawker.com/5505349/napoleon-dynamite-has-eaten-his-last-tater-tot

Same link, different story: AMC to pick up rights to Walking Dead.  YESSSSS!!  BRAAAAAAAINS!

OOOOH, Friends no more: David Schwimmer apparently pissed over Anniston’s fiancee quip on Letterman.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=60156