Southern Fried Snark Episode 17

Show Notes:

Twitter Abortion – http://www.newsweek.com/id/234382

RIDICULOUS – Lindsay Lohan suing eTrade over “Milk-a-holic” baby. REALLY, HONEY?!

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/03/09/lindsay_lohans_100_million_lawsuit_over_milkaholic_baby.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+celebuzz%2FpuGs+%28Socialite+Life+Atom%29

Oscar gossip: what married actress was about the Oscar after-party WITHOUT her hubby and WITH a much younger actor?

http://blindgossip.com/?p=16529

For Ronda: Kentucky woman charged with assault after (allegedly) squirting breast milk at police officer.

http://www.topix.com/news/weird/2010/03/woman-charged-with-assault-for-squirting-breast-milk-at-officer

Oscar gossip: What’s up with gloomy George Clooney?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/08/11.things.george.clooney/index.html?eref=rss_showbiz&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_showbiz+%28RSS%3A+Entertainment%29

Jennifer Anniston to launch perfume line. (HOW ORIGINAL, JEN!)

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jennifer-aniston-is-sniffing-out-a-way-to-save-her-career/

Oscar gossip: Helen Mirren’s “spiderweb” tattoo comes up more than once (? WTF, Oscar writers?), and she regrets the ink.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-helen-mirren-and-7-other-stars-who-regret-their-ink/

MY TV BOYFRIEND IS THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA?!

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/09/fox411-exclusive-captain-america-role-is-john-krasinskis-to-lose-source-says/?test=faces

Y’all, I can’t shave my bikini line with two hands, standing still, in a shower.. OF COURSE SHE CRASHED HER CAR.

http://holykaw.alltop.com/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-line

Howard Stern being as ass – http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-frisky-rant-leave-gabourey-sidibe-alone/?eref=RSS

Southern Fried Snark Episode 16

Show Notes:

Twitter Abortion – http://www.newsweek.com/id/234382

RIDICULOUS – Lindsay Lohan suing eTrade over “Milk-a-holic” baby. REALLY, HONEY?!

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/03/09/lindsay_lohans_100_million_lawsuit_over_milkaholic_baby.php

Oscar gossip: what married actress was about the Oscar after-party WITHOUT her hubby and WITH a much younger actor?

http://blindgossip.com/?p=16529

Kentucky woman charged with assault after (allegedly) squirting breast milk at police officer.

http://www.topix.com/news/weird/2010/03/woman-charged-with-assault-for-squirting-breast-milk-at-officer

Oscar gossip: What’s up with gloomy George Clooney?

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/08/11.things.george.clooney/index.html

Jennifer Anniston to launch perfume line. (HOW ORIGINAL, JEN!)

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jennifer-aniston-is-sniffing-out-a-way-to-save-her-career/

Oscar gossip: Helen Mirren’s “spiderweb” tattoo comes up more than once (? WTF, Oscar writers?), and she regrets the ink.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-helen-mirren-and-7-other-stars-who-regret-their-ink/

MY TV BOYFRIEND IS THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA?!

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/09/fox411-exclusive-captain-america-role-is-john-krasinskis-to-lose-source-says/?test=faces

Y’all, I can’t shave my bikini line with two hands, standing still, in a shower.. OF COURSE SHE CRASHED HER CAR.

http://holykaw.alltop.com/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-bikini-line

Howard Stern being as ass – http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-frisky-rant-leave-gabourey-sidibe-alone/

• Noah Wyle is separating from his wife.
• Chris Pline and Olivia Munn broke up.
• JLO may guest star on GLEE!!!
• Nick Cage has to pay the IRS $14 million.
• James Cameron could use some Crest White strips.
• Obama sent out first ever Presidential tweet.
• Jennifer Anniston’s thigh high slit at the GG = perfect!