If it’s on Bravo, I watch it-other than cooking shows or that stupid artist thing that the mule, I mean Sarah Jessica Parker, came up with.
So of course, despite how intensely I am bothered by her jaw and her whole taste everything, eat nothing attitude, I have been watching Bethenny Getting Married? Yes, I have to end that sentence with a question mark because that is how they titled the show.
Ummm…anyone other than me think that is the dumbest title ever? Dude, we ALREADY know she got married. It was in tabloids. You showed it in the previews. She talked about it on twitter.
I watched the wedding episode this morning and it KILLED me. I couldn’t get past the whole peeing in an ice bucket while people removed your underwear. I was horrified. As was Shawn-what did he call it? Her cooch-looch? That’s a term I hadn’t heard before.
And, Shawn, bless his heart, I am honestly amazed he survived this wedding with his balls intact. Also? All I can think of when I look at him is Buster from Arrested Development-possibly one of the top 5 shows to EVER be on tv. Anyone else have this reaction to him?
I actually loved Ramona’s dress, despite my constant urge to punch her in the face. Alex? Seriously? You looked like Morticia Adam’s ugly step-sister. Twas not cute.
What did you think of the episode?
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