Dear Angelina and Brad (and various nanny like people),
You are blessed to be one of the most beautiful couples ever. You have beautiful children in a variety of colors that would make even Crayola jealous. We understand that children have opinions and want to express themselves. We embrace that with our own children…but it can be molded. You can give them choices but you limit those choices. For example, you could pick out two or three dresses and let Shiloh choose from them. You could even pick out some pink pants. What if you bought her a couple of hairbows or barrettes.
We know that androgyny is a popular thing in many cultures but we are pretty sure that culture is not what the preschool set is following. It is inevitable that someone is going to find out that Shiloh is in fact a GIRL. We would like to suggest you dress HER like one.
Zahara is always dressed super cute…maybe you could hire her to style Shiloh.
Sincerely,
Southern Fried Snark
ps… LOVED Salt
