I’m only half-way paying attention to what I’m writing as I am FAR too busy scouring the webs for pics of who wore what to the Emmys.
Okay Heidi-Love you. You’re gorgeous. You could wear a bag and look amazing but I am SO tired of you bitching about how short Project Runway contestants make dresses when you sport something SO short that it clues us in to whether or not you prefer shag carpet…or bare floors. Bare floors have GOT to be the answer because your dress is so short that if you had shag carpet? It would be peeking out the bottom.
Also? I get that there is a language barrier but am fairly sure by now you know the difference between walking a red carpet and walking the streets.
Claire Danes. I have NO idea why you are at the Emmys as I can’t recall the last amazing thing you did…other than make out with Jared Leto and dude, that was when I was in high school. I’m also fairly sure you’re not earning an award for your performance in the Latisse commercial. But you look absolutely stunning.
Tina Fey-you are a fabulously funny lady. If only your clothes didn’t make people laugh. Trust me, they’re laughing at you…not with you. Perhaps an Egyptologist could translate your dress to clue us in on the joke?
Lea Michele-I love you. Why are you trying to dress like Penelope Cruz?
And Paula Abdul must have remembered to take her crazy pills-she looks stunning.
Wanda Sykes has crazy saggy boobs, Mariska Howyasay? has a lesbian haircut and Julia Louis-Dreyfus clearly got her dress at the prom dress shop featured on Jersey Couture. Here’s a tip-if you remember Seinfeld? You’re too old for a mesh midriff dress.
Jane Lynch IS a lesbian and she had better hair that poor Mariska. Jane actually generally looks unbelievable at awards shows-it’s all about knowing WHEN to go for laughs and when to go for glam.
Poor Toni Collete must have taken a detour to the ceremony, looks like she waded through an oil slicked beach in the Gulf prior to hitting the red carpet.
I don’t know WHAT Lorelai Gilmore was wearing. I guess with Rory at college and unable to provide her normal sound advice, she pulled a Scarlett O and just wrapped the drapes around her body.
Kate G, people from the Hills-you shouldn’t be allowed at awards shows until someone other than Forever 21 or Ye Olde Ladye Formal Wear wants to dress you.
I have a migraine so that is all.
