Southern Fried Snark Episode 14

Show Notes:
Spencer Pratt has an addiction, too. PAY ATTENTION – Link

OctoMom loses money for weight. Also related: MONEY NEVER DAWNED ON HER AS PROBLEM UNTIL NOW – Link

Original RickRoll video pulled from YouTube due to Copyright infringement. Um, why now, dude? – Link

Carol Wright magazine is WEIRD. Why did Ronda’s grandmother send it to me? And who in the hell is Floydene?

Bachelor’s Rozalyn is BACK. And in a sex tape! – Link

How sad! Two Housewives vie over Khloe Kardashian face time. (REALLY?) – Link

Courtney Love would like to punish John Mayer. Through sex. – Link

Update on Boner: his parents leave Larry King two minutes before cameras roll. Why? NO ONE KNOWS. – Link

UPDATE: RIP Boner – Link

First Love, Second Chance – Link

Like A Virgin: Sex Doll With Reloadable Hymen – Link
Greener Sex – Link

Pajama Jeans – Link

Alice in Wonderland – everything

Kelly Ripa tattoo – Link

Seth Green engaged – Link

• Apparently Ellen is demanding quite the wardrobe allowance for American Idol.  $150K is the alleged amount.  Dude…How many pairs of Chuck Taylors will that buy you???

• Katy Perry turned down a $1 million offer to design a line of shoes with Steve Madden.  She is too busy.

• Courtney Love on the cover of Spin magazine.  She looks like an Olsen twin. Oh and FYI she isn’t suicidal.

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged.  Looks like he is making an honest woman of her.

• Lorne Michaels are you listening????? Betty White says she would totally host SNL!  (She would require a no nudity clause.)(and so would we.)

• Kelly Osbourne is looking hot.  Really.  Look at the picture. Why would I lie?   Told ya.

• Sarah and I are going shopping for fake hair this weekend.  I KNOW!

Southern Fried Snark Episode 3

Show Notes:

Rumors that Courtney Love and Francis Bean had mother/daughter Weight Loss Surgery?

New Jenny Craig Spokesperson.. GEORGE FROM SEINFELD?!

Glee picked up for second season!

Jay Leno FAIL @ prime time

Oprah’s Golden Ticket

O’s guide to hair extensions!

Kate Gosselin on the cover of People sporting her new hair!

Etsy Store Giveaway – www.etsy.com/shop/lulafairy

The Simpsons turn 20!

Simon Cowell leaving Idol?

Jane Lynch: Obama is a BIG OLE FAIL

A story so WTF that there aren’t CAPS strong enough: Tila Tequila is defending late fiancee’s Casey Johnson’s pups from euthenasia because Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips wanted to put them down in order to be buried with their owner..?!

Also, WHO THE HELL IS CASEY JOHNSON?!