Thursday, June 17th, 2010
  • - Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart finally tie the knot. (No one cares…we thought they were married.)
  • -Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green engaged (again). AND she apparently dropped the 2 carat ring in the sand before she even got it on her hand…they didn’t find it. (She continues to annoy the shit out of me.)
  • -ShamWow guy Vince Shlomi is doing an infomercial for Eminem’s new CD. (Stellar choice there Em)
  • -Gabby Sidibe’s mom, Alice Tan Ridley, performed on this week’s episode of America’s Got Talent! (I think this is darling!)
  • -Chris Klein was arrested in Los Angeles on suspicion of drunken driving. (The reports say he drives a ’99 Chevy Blazer…WTF?)
  • -Perez is catching a shit storm over the (not so) panty-less pics of Miley. (She soooo isn’t slutty)