Southern Fried Snark Episode 11

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MARDI GRAS! LAISSEZ LES BON TEMPS ROULEZ!!

Update on Jillian Michaels’ lawsuit .. another claim brought forward. – Link

Update on Brittany Murphy’s “charitable organization” – Link

Also, they’re returning any and all donations, according to TMZ – Link

Mardi Gras break: King Cake recipe from our gals at Style Lush Blog – Link

King Cake is served as a traditional dish at Mardi Gras and a small token is hidden inside the cake. (Usually a plastic baby.) Whomever is served the token/baby is King for the year but must provide next year’s cake.

Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Air : so who’s really the little guy here? – Link

Speaking of, Carnie Wilson admits that she, too, is fat. SURPRISE! – Link

I .. um .. I never tried my own breast milk. Maybe that’s my weight problem. – Link

Reader Submission: Pocklock wants us to know what the Gosselins have been up to. – Link

Fat Ass – Link

Dance like Grandma’s watching – Link

They needed a research study for this? – Link

Southern Fried Snark Episode 9

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Farrah Fawcett’s hair for sale – Link

Portia writing a book – Link

The Duggars on the cover of People – VAGINAS ARE NOT A CLOWN CAR.

Official results for Brittany Murphy’s death – Link

I love Sarah Silverman, but this is a little passive agressive, even for me – Link

Sarah Palin – yes, she literally had crib notes written on her hand. – Link

SuperBowl Ads – man, you men are freaking LAME. Trends: penises, no pants, women are killing your boners.
Also, what’s up with the sudden resurgence of the dramatic groundhog/chipmunk/rodent?

No, Pocahontas, this blanket is TOTALLY worth $8! – Link

New Smurf movie – Link

Jersey Shore – Season 2 in South Beach! – Link

Southern Fried Snark Episode 6

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Kristin Bell at the When In Rome premiere.. dress: hot or not? – Link

John Edwards

Warner Bros killed Brittany – Link

After a parent complained that the Merriam Webster dictionary in the classrooms of Menifee Union School District in California contained a definition for “oral sex,” schools pulled the dictionaries off the shelves. On Tuesday, a committee decided to return the Merriam Webster dictionaries to the fourth- and fifth-grade classrooms, but all children must have a signed permission slip to access them. Students who don’t have permission to use the Merriam Webster will have to use an alternative dictionary. [L.A. Times]

Denim leggings – aka: jeggings

New conversation hearts – Link

Loud sex woman – JAILED – Link

Keifer Sutherland is a fan of heifers. No, really. HEIFERS. – Link

Paula Abdul has reportedly been offered one million dollars to appear on “Dancing With the Stars.”

V Magazine – One size fits all – Link

Southern Fried Snark Episode 1

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