Well, I know ALL of you have been holding your own private candlelight vigils in support of Liho as she rots away in jail. Although unless you’re drinking and driving, making out with Sam Ronson, looking like a hot mess and doing some coke, you’re just not properly honoring Lindsay.
But not to worry, you don’t have to start any of those things now. Liho has been sprung from the big house and is heading to…rehab?
She was supposed to have a 24 hour “break” before heading to the rehab facility but since this judge is no dummy, she changed that ruling. Supposedly she will be heading to the same facility used by Britney Spears. I don’t know about you but I don’t really think Brit is the glowing poster child for recommending a rehab center? Just me.
Hopefully, rehab will be an entirely more positive experience in that they will allow poor little Lindsay access to bottled water since her body is too pure for tap water. *snort* I was laughing as I typed that.
But now for the question REALLY weighing on everyone’s mind…will little sister Ali be sporting a brassiere now that her sister’s terrifying 14 day ordeal is over? Will she renew her ban on bras since Liho is essentially going from one lockup to another?
The public deserves answers.