I always find the word “stars” questionable when used in conjunction with “Dancing with the….” I feel that the producers and I have a different definition of the word “stars.”
Anyway… the cast for the upcoming season will be announced officially on Monday but of course there are rumors galore. Here is what we are hearing through the interwebs.
- Confirmed (allegedly)
Rick Fox – I had to google him. He dates Eliza Dushku so he gets points for that.
Michael Bolton – I wonder if has gotten a hair cut lately…I wouldn’t know because NO ONE CARES!
Bristol Palin -famous for being the knocked up Pres of the celibacy club doesn’t make you a “star”
Jennifer Gray – YES! NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! I will watch to see if someone puts the “lift” in! THEY HAVE TO!
Audrina Patridge – boring
The Situation- train wreck
David Hasselhoff – judge not lest ye be judged. I guess we get to see if he’s “got talent.”
Brandy and Florence Henderson - i have nothing….
And we have it on good authority that despite the rumors they won’t be joined by either Kirstie Alley, Landon Donovan, Troy Aiken or any of The Bachelor or Bachelorette cast members.
Will this cast make you want to set your TIVO?
I have to go now….there are so many Dirty Dancing clips on youtube calling my name!