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Little Known Fact about Gellman #2738

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Gellman? LOVES TOYS.

Sure, most men love toys in the sense of guns and .. lawnmowers .. (?) and stuff, but Gellman LOVES technology. He is the first to get EVERY new toy, often camping out in front of businesses for the launch.

As such? Of course Gellman was on the phone to Apple when the iPads were available for pre-order.

“I got TWO!” he said.

“HOORAY, WE GET IPADS!” we said.

“No, one’s for me.” he said.

“And .. the other one?” we asked, me getting ready to fight Ronda to the death for it.

“We’re giving it away!” he said.

“Okay!” we said.

“.. and you can’t win it.” he said.

SO, LUCKY Y’ALL: YOU have a chance to win the coveted iPad when it’s released in April. We? Will only get to look at it from a distance, and wish it were our very own.

Details to come.. be sure and tune in to win!

The App Application Process

Friday, January 29th, 2010

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