The Snarkettes in the Sugar Inc. photo booth at BlogHer10!!!
- August 21, 2010
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So it would appear that Heidi’s surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, was murdered!
No, he was not killed by Heidi’s breasts in an unfortunate lap dancing/smothering situation.
The cause of his demise was…twitter.
Apparently the doctor was driving down the Pacific Coast Highway with his pet Heidi, I mean his border collie, and he was tweeting about how much his dog was enjoying the beautiful day…
I seriously feel kind of bad even talking about this but it’s just so damn ridiculous.
Apparently, tweeting about his dog and her love of pina coladas, driving with the top down and making love in the dunes caused him to lose control of his car and wreck.
He drove off a cliff and while he was killed, sadly, his dog did make it. She was thrown from the car and survived.
It is yet unknown if she ran off into the sunset while singing a chorus of Free at Last.
Heidi is beside herself, I mean, mainly cause the size of her boobs actually causes her to sit BESIDE herself in another seat but she would probably be sobbing…if she could anymore. I don’t think plastic cries.
So, AGAIN. WHY do famous people drive? When I become wealthy, first thing I am getting is a DRIVER. Like Kim G. Except I won’t wear unattractive underwear and dance on stripper poles in front of ex-cons.
And? Did he not watch the movie Seven Pounds? Totally cured me of texting and driving. For reals.
- August 19, 2010
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We at Southern Fried Snark are longtime lovers of fake hair. And I am going to go ahead and say if anyone wants to give us free extensions and PAY us to wear them-we are all over that.
Paris Hilton? Even screws up things concerning her hair.
She is being sued for $35 MILLION dollars by Hairtech International. Apparently she was paid around $3 million to wear their extensions and comply with their marketing mission. She missed a launch when she was in jail and they also feel her party lifestyle doesn’t fit their image.
Ummm…have they not been watching reality tv and seen what goes on with many who sport hair extensions? And, anyways, it’s PARIS HILTON. You know that story about the person who picked up a snake, got bit and was surprised? This totally applies here. I’m sorry, you knew what she was when you picked her up.
So the hair-ess is in hot water-for wearing other extensions. Her lawyers are fighting it, of course though I don’t know why. At this point in time her lawsuits are probably the version of a parking ticket to her parents. “Oh honey, don’t worry. We’ll pay your fine and I hope you’ve learned a lesson.”
And how are they going to prove she’s wearing the WRONG extensions? Are they THAT different? Will RuPaul testify? Will Kate Gosselin be called as a material witness? Will there be DNA testing?
Stay tuned as we keep our eyes on this hair-raising event.
- August 17, 2010
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Apparently there was quite a stir this weekend when a tweet came from famed rocker Axel Rose…I know i was stirred.
All upcoming Guns N’ Roses dates are officially cancelled. Please contact your place of purchase for any refunds.
OH NO!!!! I won’t even ask for a refund…because I shall not leave my bed for days due to the devestarion of this news. Welcome to the Jungle …. of pain and despair!
Wait! What? What did you say? It isn’t true? How can you be sure…my heart cannot take this back and forth and up and down. I need my Paradise City…so please Sweet Child o’ Mine don’t tease me.
“Festival Republic are informed by GN’R management that Guns N’ Roses have NOT canceled their performances at Reading & Leeds and that Axl Rose’s twitter account was hacked into and all claims of dates being cancelled are unfounded.”
What a relief..now I have something to do in the cold November Rain.
- August 16, 2010
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