I always find the word “stars” questionable when used in conjunction with “Dancing with the….” I feel that the producers and I have a different definition of the word “stars.”
Anyway… the cast for the upcoming season will be announced officially on Monday but of course there are rumors galore. Here is what we are hearing through the interwebs.
Rick Fox – I had to google him. He dates Eliza Dushku so he gets points for that.
Michael Bolton – I wonder if has gotten a hair cut lately…I wouldn’t know because NO ONE CARES!
Bristol Palin -famous for being the knocked up Pres of the celibacy club doesn’t make you a “star”
Jennifer Gray – YES! NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER! I will watch to see if someone puts the “lift” in! THEY HAVE TO!
Audrina Patridge – boring
The Situation- train wreck
David Hasselhoff – judge not lest ye be judged. I guess we get to see if he’s “got talent.”
Brandy and Florence Henderson - i have nothing….
And we have it on good authority that despite the rumors they won’t be joined by either Kirstie Alley, Landon Donovan, Troy Aiken or any of The Bachelor or Bachelorette cast members.
Will this cast make you want to set your TIVO?
I have to go now….there are so many Dirty Dancing clips on youtube calling my name!
It would seem little Miss LiHO did not get enough of orange while she was in prison. I don’t know about you but an orange jumpsuit? Would probably cure me of any love for the hue.
But her very FIRST stop after being released from rehab? A spray tan joint. Well, there was a one am maserati drive in there too.
And basically LiHO got out of rehab after 20-odd days, they were predicting 90, because her doctors INSISTED that she didn’t need to be there…and the judge bought it.
Can I just say that whenever my Lifetime Movie Network nightmare comes to fruition and J has me involuntarily committed so he can canoodle our postal lady-I WANT those docs.
If they think LiHO doesn’t need help, there is NOTHING I can possibly due that could ever be more full of the crazy.
So all’s right in the world…LiHO is driving the streets of LA at all hours and she’s back to her normal, orange hue.
I, for one, feel better. The world is a safer place.
We have all seen more of Levi than we ever expected. Way more.
ummm where was I ….? OH!
(well…he is nice to look at….sorry)
(I am easily distracted by shiny things and naked six packs…I am only HUMAN)
(Hey Amy – no shower curtain here!)
So anyway… he was part of the scandal that cast a shadow over the Palin for VP campaign, but he seemed descent enough when he ponied up an engagement after knocking up the ever celibate Bristol. Well despite a baby and future MIL that is a hot Tina Fay look a like…the relationship and engagement to Bristol just doesn’t work out. Scandal. So in an attempt to find himself (all of him…) Levi takes it all off and struts it out for Playgirl. I guess that got some attention because he and Bristol hooked back up…for about a month. No one cares why it didn’t work.
BUT NOW…. he is (of course) after another 15 minutes of FAME! (I’m gonna live forever)
He is starring in his own reality show about running for public office… Mayor of Wassila! I have no doubt that this is meant to be a stunt and maybe he will win…but because on occasion I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old, I THINK IT IS FUNNY! (I know…I just can’t help it!)
Apparently his first campaign stop was at a local GUN SHOW! (See Amy…another thing you two have in common!) You can’t make stuff this good up. He was playing politician…shaking hands and babies. It has also been said that he engaged in quite a conversation about hunting sheep.
Sheep? Do you really have to hunt them? Are they crafty or super fast…and I just don’t know? I looked around and found them on Wikipedia. Apparently their speed isn’t important to anyone else. It wasn’t mentioned. They are a little crafty … they are apparently good climbers on rocky terrain and they use that to their advantage. (See…at SFS we want to educate and inform)
I am actually probably really going to watch this show…at least to find out more about the sheep. Will you be watching?
So the Real Housewives of New Jersey had their finale last night and I? Was underwhelmed.
As you know, I am BEYOND excited that Danielle will not be back. She actually ruined the show for me as she was too REAL crazy to watch-it was uncomfortable.
I am beyond pleased that we will no longer have to endure her stellar grammar such as those woman and ain’t nobodies. Hooray!
She did, however, actually say one thing I AGREED with last night. Wait for it and mentally prepare. She said something directed to Teresa about how when her girls were that age they were in lace and crinoline and the dog wore leopard print. Wow. At one point, if it’s true, D may have had like a small percentage of sense.
I was totally confused when they were all sitting at dinner talking about how to get rid of Danielle. I expected people to break out concrete or machine guns…not for Caroline to invite her to tea. I AT LEAST was waiting for a “yeah…we got a problem…take care of it…no evidence” phone call.
I realize that’s not legal but I am NOT buying that these “entrepreneurs” in Jersey don’t have people to “handle” people. (If you do and you’re reading this, please come to Alabama. I will give you sweet tea and we can discuss my list.)
I am DYING to watch the reunion show and see what everyone has to say.
What did you guys think?
(Oh, we won’t be on tonight. Someone “handled” Gellman and he’s trapped in the ATL, with the Real Housewives from there, allegedly, and we don’t want to cough up the ransom fee.)
So NEXT WEEK starts our 15 minute episodes in our further quest to take over the internets-we’ll be everywhere.
TMZ is reporting that Heidi and Spencer were together in Costa Rica this weekend. Spencer says he was handing off dogs. I call bullshit on that. Who the hell goes to Costa Rica to relinquish custody of DOGS? No one. Not even Spencer.
Hmmm they are shouting divorce and sex tapes and reality shows. Does anyone else feel like maybe possibly this could be a PR stunt? I would hate to assume the worst and all but come on.
What do you think? Do you think that the sex tape scandal is really a scandal…or is Heidi in on it?
Do you think the divorce is real?
Do you think Heidi’s boobs are real?
Let us know what you think…we care about your opinions.
