Southern Fried Snark

So Liho, prior to  her unfortunate incarceration, was exploring her, ummm…artistic side. Now, please don’t be confused and think I mean porn. I don’t think she’s there-yet.

But, as we learned the other night, if Bridget the Midget can have a successful porn career, what’s to stop Liho? She DID have dinner with ole’ Samantha a few days before she was locked up. Not that the two are related…allegedly.

Anyhoo-Liho has decided to take up painting. If I were her-I would quit trying. It has GOT to be a bummer to f up everything you do. Acting, designing, singing, consulting, escorting a man to an event for money- all now in the “not a win” category.

So she’s painting and would like to sell her snatch, I mean her work. But there’s a hold up-and not just because she’s currently in the big house.  It seems  little Liho is having difficulty (snicker, with life in general?) perfecting the perfect paint color for her…tan. (You totally thought I was going to say whoha didn’t you?)

I’d go with Oompa Loompa Orange and call it a day. That way she could also paint pics of Kelly Killmyskin Bensimmon.

Don’t forget-we give away the iPad LIVE on Tuesday night! You could win. Tweet, facebook and blog about us and then let us know-it’ll get your name in the hat. And no, I can’t win. *sigh*

So all the reputable news outlets (Star, US, Life & Style) have been positively buzzing with news about Prince William and Kate M. When will they marry, will they marry, etc.

The British Press? Has taken to calling her Waity-Katey since they’ve been dating for 8 years or something. Really? I know chicks that dated the guy for 10 years before marriage-and there were no crown jewels or titles on the line there.

William is second in line to the throne, assuming Queen Elizabeth isn’t some kind of eternal succubus (possible) that will live forever, that little boy will be King someday. And I get confused about the royal stuff but Kate could be Queen-or at least a Princess.

And who doesn’t want to be a Princess? I would wait a pretty long time if I thought there was a crown in my future. And she’s young-she’s not 900 like Camilla Parker Bowles-who I don’t think will ever have the Queen title.

When I was younger, my mom got us up to watch Princess Di’s wedding. And that? Pretty much cemented my desire to be a Princess. For real, not in my mind.

Do you think she’s crazy to wait so long?

A couple more things-while you’re here-which we already love you for, don’t forget about the iPad giveaway and please click the BlogLuxe button in our sidebar to vote. There’s only SIX more days and YOU can VOTE ONCE A DAY. Pretty please with snark on top? The button will take you to the site and you can vote for Southern Fried Snark under guiltiest pleasure. You will get an email from “party.” Please click the link in it to verify your vote. Thanks so much!

We gave away an ipad!  NOW we are giving away ANOTHER one!

Here is the scoop:

• Twitter, Facebook, Forum and/or Blog this sentence:   Southern Fried Snark is giving away an iPad and you should check them out at www.southernfriedsnark.com
  

• Once you’ve done that, come back to this post and leave one comment for each place you have posted it with a link to that post along with your favorite thing about Southern Fried Snark.   (Put your comment under this post only.)

• Leaving a comment is your entry into the contest. You get one entry per place you post the link. Only one entry per site.

• The winner will be announced LIVE on the July 27th show.

• The winner will be determined by www.random.org

We’re giving away a Kodak Zx1 HD video camera, and you have a chance to win! Want to? Well, we’d love for you to!

Here’s the deal.

In the comments, tell us what you would title a movie made about your life.

That’s it!

The other catch? If you win, AND YOU VERY WELL MIGHT, we need you to shoot a short film about your life .. obviously featuring your love for Southern Fried Snark as an integral part. Cause we know it is.

Alright.. we’ll choose a winner next Tuesday night, so you’ve got till then!