Amy was born into a devastating snowstorm that resulted in her grandmother wrecking her car. She’s been leaving wreckage in her wake ever since.
Amy is the mother of one, bratchild, and the wife of J. When she’s not distracted by something sparkly, she’s making people laugh at Amy’s Blam. In her quest to become Queen of the Universe, she buys lots of shoes. She’s thrilled to be an official Snarkette, as it may help in her quest for world domination.
Amy works for a newspaper as their City Life Columnist and prior to that she spent six years in event management. Basically she now gets paid to dress up and write; two of her favorite things. She manages to be lazy and ocd all at the same time and enjoys making spreadsheets for vacations. She doesn’t like her food to touch.
Amy is not having an off-screen affair with Gelman…or Ronda.
Follow her on twitter at http://twitter.com/Amyblam …or else.
On a chilly but vivid September autumnal night, Ronda was welcomed into the world.
Nothing has ever been the same since.
Ronda is a mother of two (Scout and Penelope), wife of one (Steve), and an idol to millions (YOU); her sardonic wit has brought her many a fan at her website www.aisforaardvark.net, and she has the uncanny southern knack of making everything sound like a compliment.
Ronda blessed the children of the south as an educator of the gifted for many years, but now she tackles mostly the children around her. Having worked in the public schools and being pretty sure she knows everything…Ronda CANNOT wait for her own children to start school so that she can finally be qualified to tell people how to do their jobs. (Not that her lack of qualifications has ever stopped her.)
Ronda’s long-time love of all things pop culture has a niche here at Southern Fried Snark; she is the authority on all things snarky and has a memory like a steel-trap. Her quick wit can also be found in 140-characters at @aisforaardvark.
Ronda is having an off-screen affair with the show’s producer, Steve Gellman.
She also HATES ketchup.