And no, I’m not talking about the booze fueled romance of LiHo or a Hilton. I’m referring to one of Hollywood’s most well-regarded couples. Snort.
Apparently Ashton and Demi are having trouble in paradise. Okay, hold the presses-wait. Some people were shocked by this?
I get that they had a good run and opposites attract (you tell it Paula Abdul) but I think everything has its limits.
Allegedly, he cheated on her with a 21 year old. How dare he hook up with someone only 11 years younger than him rather than someone 16 years older than him?
And really? Ashton was the “genius” behind Punk’d while Demi is a legit actress-barring Striptease but I think everyone deserves a gimme. And besides, she was smoking hot in that. If I had that body I’d dance around in sparkle bras ALL DAY LONG. Well, certainly more than I do now at any rate.
Of course, they’re denying the cheating rumors-what do you guys think?
Personally, I’m still flabbergasted that Demi is with assy Ashton rather than Bruce Willis-one of the hottest men ever and high on MY top five list. Anyone seen his print vodka ad? The man is delicious.
Anyways..Demi and Ashton-trouble in paradise? Shocking, I know. At least he didn’t bang Rumer.
Tags: romance on the rocks, Snark
