So the Real Housewives of New Jersey had their finale last night and I? Was underwhelmed.
As you know, I am BEYOND excited that Danielle will not be back. She actually ruined the show for me as she was too REAL crazy to watch-it was uncomfortable.
I am beyond pleased that we will no longer have to endure her stellar grammar such as those woman and ain’t nobodies. Hooray!
She did, however, actually say one thing I AGREED with last night. Wait for it and mentally prepare. She said something directed to Teresa about how when her girls were that age they were in lace and crinoline and the dog wore leopard print. Wow. At one point, if it’s true, D may have had like a small percentage of sense.
I was totally confused when they were all sitting at dinner talking about how to get rid of Danielle. I expected people to break out concrete or machine guns…not for Caroline to invite her to tea. I AT LEAST was waiting for a “yeah…we got a problem…take care of it…no evidence” phone call.
I realize that’s not legal but I am NOT buying that these “entrepreneurs” in Jersey don’t have people to “handle” people. (If you do and you’re reading this, please come to Alabama. I will give you sweet tea and we can discuss my list.)
I am DYING to watch the reunion show and see what everyone has to say.
What did you guys think?
(Oh, we won’t be on tonight. Someone “handled” Gellman and he’s trapped in the ATL, with the Real Housewives from there, allegedly, and we don’t want to cough up the ransom fee.)
So NEXT WEEK starts our 15 minute episodes in our further quest to take over the internets-we’ll be everywhere.