Southern Fried Snark Episode 29
Al & Tipper Gore Split today after 40 years. Sadness.
Complete reality tv junk: A&E’s Obsessive .. i.e. Sarah’s new favorite show.
Oh, the crazy on Heidi and Spencer:
* Heidi moves out.
* Is NOT getting divorced.
* Is living with old BFF Jennifer Bunney.
* ::gasp:: Is starting a new reality show with “Bunny”.
* Spencer is nuts.
LiLo sentenced to wearing a SCAM anklet and is now pimping it out. Cause she GHETTO.
Giveaway – Bea’s Things (www.beasthings.com) Matching bags of winner’s choice.
Alicia Keys debuts (nearly invisible) baby bump with new fiance Swizz Beats.
Celine Dion preggo .. with TWINS!
Worst Memorial Day Box Office results in 17 years!
I guess there’s a dark cloud to that $2M an episode silver lining: Charlie Sheen to see jail time.
Borderline for lupus? What does that even mean?
The Countess – I think?
Man Spanx are a HIT!(Target lady voice)
Huggies Ad -
Congratulations Jane! We love you!