Southern Fried Snark Episode 23
Introduce Mr. Joe Martin, famed winner of Channel 19 WHNT’s Best of the Valley: Best Place to Workout, 2010!!
Chelsea Handler in a war of words with .. Jesse James’ neo-Nazi mistress. Shouldn’t be a fair fight, right? WRONG.
Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Divorce? Tori dispels rumors, but the tape is still rolling..
Rob Blago..joy..voi..ovich fired from Celebrity Apprentice. More importantly: HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON A COMPUTER.
RULES AND FIRST THREE QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Kim Kardashian to start advertising for QuickTrim. Also, here’s her booty in a bikini.
Lauren Conrad: I screwed up my hair so these are all extensions. You go, girl.
Nicolette Sheridan sues “Housewives” creator Marc Cherry for abuse and gender .. something or other. Also, she does this a lot. Allegedly.
Dancing with the Bling: Ochocinco provides “gift” to partner Cheryl Burke .. a ring valued over $10K.
Jessica Simpson: we like men in Uganda. They think “fat” is beautiful. ALSO, SARAH IS MOVING TO UGANDA.
BREAKING: Jon Gosselin to sue “absentee parent” Kate for custody of all kids.
Speaking of freakish parenting: Hypnobirth. Tiffany Amber Thiessen plans to do it. What say ye?
Investment Opportunity for Gellman: Nicholas Cage’s Malibu mansions for sale:
TV’s Gay Teens, Having a Moment:
And, in news absolutely no one cares about, Michael Lohan (father to LiLo) and Kate Majors (ex of Jon Gosselin) are engaged.
First set of iPad Giveaway Questions revealed!
Tags: desperate housewives, Huntsville Adventure Boot Camp, hypnobirth, Jessica Simpson, jon gosselin, kim kardashian, Lauren Conrad, michael lohan, Nicholas Cage, nicolette sheridan, Tiffany Amber Thiessen
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