We’ve talked several times on Southern Fried Snark about the playboy that is John Mayer. Love him or not, there are quite a few women that would not mind sharing their Wonderland of a Body with him. (See what I did there? I KNOW, RIGHT? Am genius.)
Apparently, John has hit up his Twitter lately to romance a certain young siren.
“Dear Ke$sha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms,” he wrote over the weekend. “And I must tell you I really like your song.”
He also went on to defend her often-critiqued song and the people who claim to not like it.. only to dance around to it in their living rooms.
(I? For one? LOVE THAT SONG, FOR REALS.)
Ke$ha, ever the wordsmith, responded, “dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b**c wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur d**k’s at. X.”
Tags: John Mayer, ke$ha, OH THE HUMANITY OF LANGUAGE TODAY
Dialog like that raises Harlequin Romances to a new literary level.
Or Penthouse Forum, for that matter.
Twitter: ThisBelleRocks
says:
Is it possible that we’ve just watched true love start to blossom?
Twitter: CraftyHope
says:
Okay so I was following you through the sentence with the Twitter link, and then you just LOST ME!
I have NO IDEA what those words put together mean. In fact, I’m pretty dang sure some of what you wrote up there weren’t real words.
Can you please clarify, shed a little background info, or at least tell me what a “Ke$ha” is . . . Thaaaaannnnks!!
Twitter: honesttoblogg
says:
Oh Kei$ha,
First Adam Lambert (http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Adam-Lambert-Makes-Out-With-Kesha-1615735.html) then John Mayer.
Gurl, you gots class!
(and also crabs)