Southern Fried Snark

So Ronda mentioned yesterday that she heard at the watercooler how gorgeous Kelly Osborne was looking.

Dude, I wasn’t ready. 

1) she’s lost, like, eleventy frillion pounds.

2) I AM COVETING HER HAIR.  Which I never thought I’d say.

3) .. she wore this dress.

I .. honestly, if there were not identifying tattoos on the tops of her foot, I would not believe that is the Heiress to the Kingdom of Darkness at all.

• Apparently Ellen is demanding quite the wardrobe allowance for American Idol.  $150K is the alleged amount.  Dude…How many pairs of Chuck Taylors will that buy you???

• Katy Perry turned down a $1 million offer to design a line of shoes with Steve Madden.  She is too busy.

• Courtney Love on the cover of Spin magazine.  She looks like an Olsen twin. Oh and FYI she isn’t suicidal.

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged.  Looks like he is making an honest woman of her.

• Lorne Michaels are you listening????? Betty White says she would totally host SNL!  (She would require a no nudity clause.)(and so would we.)

• Kelly Osbourne is looking hot.  Really.  Look at the picture. Why would I lie?   Told ya.

• Sarah and I are going shopping for fake hair this weekend.  I KNOW!