We talked last night on the show about how Hailey Glassman (the former lovah of our Douche of the Year, Jon Gosselin) has snagged a cover spread in a magazine called Steppin’ Out. Sure, she talks inside the magazine, but what I really loved? Was how THIS was the BEST shot.
BEHOLD.
Oh yes. SO HOT. Jon, how could you EVER leave that?
Snark away, my pretties.
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Twitter: ThisBelleRocks
says:
Haha! She’s totally “dressed” like Bret Michaels just told her her tour ends here! And she really shows how classy she is when she talks about the size of Jon’s manhood – for lack of a better word.
Yep, how could Jon leave that? Style and substance.
Twitter: CraftyHope
says:
It’s just . . .She’s just . . .I’m just . . .
loss of words. . .
Twitter: jonbrownsbody
says:
Who the hell is Steppin’ Out’s photographer? “We’re going to dress you horribly, and put you against this bland, truck-stop bathroom wall.” Some idiot with MS paint could make a better cover. I’m also they clarified what I was supposed to “judge” with the arrow, SINCE THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE PHOTO. Let’s analyze what she’s wearing here:
The fur of some leopard that she probably gave VD to.
Bargin Panties
Pleather gloves
A Disco ball on her finger ( or Bedazzled Ring Pop)
A Snake Arm Band
(which costs about $6.00, seriously)
If you want us to eat our words Steppin’ Out, then make it a little harder to “JUDGE THIS” next time.
Twitter: amyblam
says:
First, I thought Steppin’ Out was a gay magazine. NO gay man would EVER go for this on a woman or EVEN wear it himself to a gay bar-and some of those outfits are pretty out there. She’s not pretty enough for gay men.
Second, what is this-Cougar Town ate Baby Spice & Scary Spice? And this was what was barfed up after extreme indigestion?
Or SURELY this was a shoot for What Not to Wear and it ended up on a magazine cover by mistake?
Must be VD. She’s scratchin’.