Usually, my mom sends me emails that contain angels and .gif animations of puppy dogs or some other nonsense. But she sent me these and they were actually pretty funny.
I should also note: WE’VE BEEN STUCK AT HOME DUE TO SNOW FOR SEVERAL DAYS NOW AND OUR MENTAL CAPACITIES ARE QUICKLY DETERIORIATING.
World’s Shortest Books:
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi
Tags: Al Gore, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Dennis Rodman, Hillary Clinton, Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, Mike Tyson, Nancy Pelosi, Osama Bin Laden, Rev Jesse Jackson, Shortest Books, tiger woods
HAHA and a few more…
Things I wouldn’t Do for Money by Dennis Rodman
To All the Men I’ve Loved Before by Ellen Degeneres
Things I can not afford by Bill Gates
lol duh… I didn’t click the more button OBVIOUSLY!!!
APPLIED ABSTINENCE
By Warren Beatty
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MY LIFE AS A MAN:
THE TRUE MICHAEL JACKSON STORY
By Bubbles the Chimp