All of the kids are doing this FormSpring thing now.
We want to be cool, too.
Want to ask a question? No question is too mundane or boring or off-the-wall or ludicrous or lewd or inappropriate for us. Cause we’re pretty much whores for attention. FormSpring us!
(Is that what the kids are saying?)
Southern Fried Snark Episode 14
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Unless you live under a rock and only come out for Southern Fried Snark (and why wouldn’t you)….then surely you have heard about the much anticipated Alice in Wonderland reinvented by the master of unusual…Tim Burton!
Well apparently everyone is getting in on the Alice craze! I guess the merchandising opportunities were just too much to resist. There is Alice everything! Some of it is the classic animated image and some are takes on teh new updated version BUT whichever Alice is your cup of tea I bet you can find something you MUST have! I did!
Here are some of our favs! (and of course commentary on them)
Southern Fried Snark Episode 13
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Those of you who watch American Idol may have noticed the judges changed their seating around a bit last night, with Ellen DeGeneres moving to sit beside Randy Jackson instead of next to Simon Cowell.
When asked about the move, Ellen admitted that Simon gets a bit handsy with her.
It sounds like there’s only fun happening on that side of the table, as Perez Hilton reported this morning that Chris Golightly, who was unceremoniously booted from the earlier rounds due to an existing recording contract, is now showing documents that released him from that contract prior to his AI audition date.
Of course, not long after, the CEO of that recording company accused Golightly of forging the documents himself after the CEO refused to.
Who knew that this season was so fraught with drama? This is almost as good as Real Housewives of American Idol.
If y’all read my personal blog, you know that I’m starting a pretty big endeavor in the beginning of March. It’s a whole new thing, so more than anything, I think I should start with WHOLE NEW HAIR.
I need some advice.
I mentioned in a post last week that I’m pretty much coveting Kelly Osborne’s hair (Tiger Wood’s Mistress’s Hair? not so much). I’m coveting it enough to kind of copy it. And by “kind of”, I mean “yeah, totally make me look like Kelly Osborne”.
AGAIN, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD UTTER THIS PHRASE.
But I really like her hair! It’s cute! And refined! And versatile!
So I think I’m going to do that. (Welcome to the hell that is my husband’s life; I spend more time obsessing about my hair than should be allowed.) Now here’s the question:
WHAT COLOR SHOULD I GO?
Note that I’m a redhead at heart (not at root), so something within that shade family is required. (Red highlights are permitted as that portion.)
Okay.. go!
Southern Fried Snark Episode 12
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We all know that Tiger had something to say today… we all know (and none of us care). BUT what we do care about it what one of his alleged mistresses had to say (and wear).
Veronica Siwik-Daniels (known to you porn fans as Joslyn James ) the star of MILF Worship 4 and Top Heavy 4 also came forward to say something today. You can read about that anywhere. What you can’t read about is her fake hair! I have no idea why she felt the need to wear a wig. You could TOTALLY tell it was a wig. This is a woman who has shown her vag to the world via the straight to DVD market…and she had on a wig???? AND it wasn’t even a very good wig. Surely MILF Worship 4 ponied up enough cash that she could spring for something from the Jessica Simpson / Ken Paves wig line! She obviously isn’t spending the money on orthodontia. Did she think that shorter more conservative hair would make people take her more seriously? Did she oversleep? AND if she did oversleep … why did she take the time to put on fake eyelashes? Is she serious about that shirt she has on? Is she just a farking crazy crack whore? Yeah….that’s what I think too.
So Ronda mentioned yesterday that she heard at the watercooler how gorgeous Kelly Osborne was looking.
Dude, I wasn’t ready.
1) she’s lost, like, eleventy frillion pounds.
2) I AM COVETING HER HAIR. Which I never thought I’d say.
3) .. she wore this dress.
I .. honestly, if there were not identifying tattoos on the tops of her foot, I would not believe that is the Heiress to the Kingdom of Darkness at all.
