Southern Fried Snark

Southern Fried Snark Episode 4

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We have a new mascot / friend at Southern Fried Snark.

We have decided to hold a contest to name him/her.  Submit you ideas for names in the comments section We will pick a winner on Tuesday.  Feel free to suggest as many names as you can think of.  Remember to be clever and funny and SNARKY!  The person that submits the winning name will be awarded a $25 amazon.com gift certificate!

I am a great supporter of doing what you want to do.  If you want to have a baby and you want to do it without a man…ok.  No judgment here.  If you have a man and he just doesn’t have the swimmers…and you want to go elsewhere.  Fine by me!  Well apparently this is becoming less and less of an option in the UK.  In 2005 there was a change in the law that donors could keep their anonymity.   This change led to a HUGE drop in sperm donations… I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY!

Even better? This quote from the article…

“More worryingly, however, is anecdotal evidence that women patients are travelling to clinics overseas to seek treatment,” Pacey wrote. “There have also been reports of women purchasing fresh sperm online for DIY (do-it-yourself) insemination.”

I’m sorry? What?  WHAT? Let me read that again…

“There have also been reports of women purchasing fresh sperm online for DIY (do-it-yourself) insemination.”

HOW ???

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Ahhh who can forget Amy Fisher?  The Long Island Lolita!  The scandal of the Buttafuoco family.  The made for tv movies (3 of them)! (Some of Alyssa Milano’s best work but maybe not Drew Barrymore’s shining moment.  Really Drew…E.T. to AMY FISHER?????)

oh… Back to the point of this post.

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Here at Southern Fried Snark, we need love.  Like, REALLY need love.  We’re pretty  much whores for attention.

You saw us dance on Tuesday night, right?

So, because we’re willing to pay for your love, remember that we are now having a Comment of the Week contest.  All comments on any posts (except this one) will be entered into a contest for a $25 Amazon gift card.  Also entered are any comments on our Facebook fan page.  Are you our fan on Facebook?  YOU SHOULD BE.

Like I said, I’m closing comments on this one page because I think that’s cheating.

But comment away!

I loveLOVElove when celebs write open letters.  Kanye West has some great ones.  They show the REAL personality of the celeb .. and also the educational level.  Nothing makes me feel better than seeing a misspelling or a grammatical error in an open letter from an Oscar winner.

That said, Kellis (of MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD) has written an open letter to PETA, and I have to say that it is — allegedly — one of the best-written open letters EVER.  I hereby declare her my new hero.

Here’s the pic that inspired the letter:

As you can see, she is a bit of a FAN when it comes to wearing animals. (No judgement here.)

Here’s her letter: (more…)

Check out www.bettybeauty.com

This kills me!  We talked about this on the show last night but it completely is worth revisiting!  I am not shocked by the coloring of pubic hair.  It was bound to come out that people do this.  People are vain.  I imagine the first gray pubic hair is traumatic.  In fact…I can’t imagine.  I don’t want to.  I guess the sensitive nature of the topic and the area is what led the makers of Betty to create their product.  So I can kind of get the whole trying to make the carpet match the drapes but what kind of blows my mind is the other color choices that Betty offers.  Blue, Purple, Pink…etc.  I’m sorry if me having muppet vag turns you on…we may have bigger issues. (more…)

Today, there is a picture of the OctoMom, Nadya Sulemon, sporting a bikini floating around the interwebs.

I clicked over, ready to be like Hardy Har Har, look at your sharpei belleh and saggy boobs. Cause, you know, that’s what happened with my ONE baby. I couldn’t imagine the tragedy of eight fetuses.

I figured there’d be orange cones. And yellow warning tape.

BUT THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD.

• Noah Wyle is separating from his wife.
• Chris Pline and Olivia Munn broke up.
• JLO may guest star on GLEE!!!
• Nick Cage has to pay the IRS $14 million.
• James Cameron could use some Crest White strips.
• Obama sent out first ever Presidential tweet.
• Jennifer Anniston’s thigh high slit at the GG = perfect!

OMG!  I come across many things that outrage me, that tickle me, that surprise me but rarely do I come across things that leave me (almost) speechless.  We covered this on the show last night but I have to revisit it here for those of you that may have missed it or for those of you that may need a link to go an buy this innovative product!

YES!  You read that correctly.  This product is VAG pinker.  It takes your tired discolored vagina and restores it to it’s youthful pink self.  I KNOW!!!!  WTF?  I had no idea this was an issue!  Even better?  It comes in FOUR shades!  You can restore your vagina to FOUR different shades of pink.  I can’t make this shit up people.

Check out the FAQ page on the website.  It is fabulous.  This is my favorite…

Q. “Is this safe to use or FDA approved”?
A. The ingredients are all individually FDA approved for consumption. Like any other cosmetic product, if you experience discomfort, discontinue use.

Note the use of the word individually…
You can also use this on your nipples or male genitals.  Hmmm… I am pretty sure if I was to come at Gellman with this it would be a long long time before I saw his genitals again.

They even have testimonials from actual users.

Finally!  I have been living with the embarrassment of color loss for years now. As an older- single (divorced) woman I feel a little more confident with the lights on!
-Linda M. 61 years old

So what do you think?  Will you be adding My New Pink Button to your wishlist?