Ahhh who can forget Amy Fisher? The Long Island Lolita! The scandal of the Buttafuoco family. The made for tv movies (3 of them)! (Some of Alyssa Milano’s best work but maybe not Drew Barrymore’s shining moment. Really Drew…E.T. to AMY FISHER?????)
oh… Back to the point of this post.
Now the legendary LIL is using her powers (goodies) for the good of the people of Haiti. The LIL is going to be getting nakey at Scene Restaurant & Lounge in Commack, LI, today, tomorrow and Saturday. AND She is promising to donate a portion of her earnings to Haitian relief. (I always wonder how people will define “portion”) In case you missed it, Amy launched her own porn site last year and is now working as a stripper for hire. (I guess she is billing herself as a feature performer?)
Why can I not get it out of my head that she and Octomom would be total BFF if we could just get them together????