Southern Fried Snark

As promised I am posting a couple of link for you to check out.

1. The spread in V magazine showing the size 2 model and the size 12 model wearing the exact same outfits!  I LOVE THIS!

2. Bruce “The Boss” Springsteen shirtless… AT 60!

3. Kristen Bell dress… we LURVE her (not so much the dress)

Thoughts?

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I know everyone has heard that pigs can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.  BUT what you may not know…is that in death they may be able to pass that sexual prowess onto you.  According to Argentina’s president, Cristina Fernandez, pork is an alternative to Viagra.

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.  Commenting on her own pork eating experience she reported that “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

Ok… well.  Hmmm maybe Kermit finally figured it out and that is why he gave in to Miss Piggy.

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• Say goodbye to Betty Suarez and Mode magazine.   ABC announced today that Ugly Betty has been canceled.  ***I love this show…but it has jumped the shark lately***

• Actress Zelda Rubinstein, who played spirit talker Tangina in Steven Spielberg’s cult 1982 film ‘Poltergeist,’  passed away. Her agent, Eric Stevens, confirmed she passed away of natural causes at Barlow Respiratory Hospital in Los Angeles .  She was 76-years-old.    *** I thought she was already dead***

• Brooke Mueller’s dad claims she is in rehab.  Brooke Mueller’s lawyer claims she is NOT.  ***What do you think?***

• Tila Tequila is pregnant… (again …allegedly) (according to her) *** Umm haven’t we done this before?  It can’t be Casey’s!***

• Jay Leno on Oprah tomorrow  ***It is like a dream come true for Sarah ***

and my favorite tidbit of the day….

• Brittany Murphy’s hubs is suing Warner Bros because he claims that losing the part in HAPPY FEET 2 is what caused her to have a heart-attack.  *** I cannot make this shit up***  ***Really…that is what killed her??? REALLY?***

oh…allegedly.

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I know this is, like, SO TWO WEEKS AGO, but I wanted to chime in.  Because I’m nothing if not LATE TO THE PARTY.

This is Christina Hendrix.  She plays a prominent part in many male fantasies.  And why not?  LOOK AT HER.

But the New York Times didn’t like her dress.  They said she was too big to wear such a big dress.  So they ran the photo on the left. 

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You might notice that the pic on the left is severely widened. 

Several folks noticed.

Complaints rang out.

They ran the picture on the right not long thereafter with an apology that an oversight in the usual processing created a distortion.  Whatevs.

Really, I just want everyone to look at that gorgeous girl there.  Note how she’s not a stick.  She’s not unnaturally thin, like so much of Hollywood.  She’s not tanned to the point of being mistaken for another ethnicity or animal hide.  She’s just .. herself. 

And that?  IS HOT.

I think it’s pretty obvious that we here at Southern Fried Snark are raging Twitterholics.  Ronda and I both have it loaded on our iPhones and we hope that everyone isn’t constantly annoyed that we interject EVERY conversation with “OMG, LISTEN TO WHAT SO AND SO JUST TWEETED!”

Alright, so we know they’re annoyed, but we have to stay CONNECTED, people.

But, ladies and gents, I have found the ultimate Twitter user.

Heidi Montag has a Twitter.

With such gems as “note to anyone who gets a nose job, take off you tape in the shower after it is wet!” and “watch Spencer and I practicing shoot house clearing operations and vehicle extraction at American Defense Enterprises!” (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!), it’s totally worth a gander.

Then go wash your eyes out with soap.