If you haven’t watched this….you MUST!
- October 1, 2010
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And no, I’m not talking about the booze fueled romance of LiHo or a Hilton. I’m referring to one of Hollywood’s most well-regarded couples. Snort.
Apparently Ashton and Demi are having trouble in paradise. Okay, hold the presses-wait. Some people were shocked by this?
I get that they had a good run and opposites attract (you tell it Paula Abdul) but I think everything has its limits.
Allegedly, he cheated on her with a 21 year old. How dare he hook up with someone only 11 years younger than him rather than someone 16 years older than him?
And really? Ashton was the “genius” behind Punk’d while Demi is a legit actress-barring Striptease but I think everyone deserves a gimme. And besides, she was smoking hot in that. If I had that body I’d dance around in sparkle bras ALL DAY LONG. Well, certainly more than I do now at any rate.
Of course, they’re denying the cheating rumors-what do you guys think?
Personally, I’m still flabbergasted that Demi is with assy Ashton rather than Bruce Willis-one of the hottest men ever and high on MY top five list. Anyone seen his print vodka ad? The man is delicious.
Anyways..Demi and Ashton-trouble in paradise? Shocking, I know. At least he didn’t bang Rumer.
- September 26, 2010
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LoHo will spend the next four weeks in jail waiting for a probation revocation hearing.
Judge Fox ordered the revocation of LoHo’s probation based on her positive drug test. Her next hearing is set for October 22. When LoHo’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, requested that the judge to hear her arguments for bail, he answered, “Nope.” (this cracks me up…I can just hear the tone!)
Witnesses claim LoHo was stonefaced as deputies handcuffed her hands behind her back and walked her out of the courtroom.
Her father, not wanting to miss an opportunity to whore himself out to the press, had the following to say.
“It’s a horrible situation. I just hope the judge remands Lindsay to a rehab for a longer period of time and the people in Lindsay’s life that are destroying her life and leading her down the wrong path are weeded out.”
- September 24, 2010
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Katy Perry is hot. This is not making the parents of Sesame Street happy. In fact, they are giving SS and Katy the cold shoulder! (Get it? Hot and Cold, Katy Perry… I am hilarious!)
Katy was invited to Sesame Street to perform with Elmo. (I am totally jealous!) They did a really cute, really sweet parody of her hit “Hot ‘N Cold.” Sesame Street released the clip of Katy and Elmo on youtube as a promo for their upcoming 41st Season premier. I guess it is a good thing that they put it out early so that the shit storm didn’t interfere with the season premier. APPARENTLY, there were many many complaints about the amount of cleavage sported by Ms. Perry. Enough complaints that Sesame Street actually issued the following statement:
“Sesame Street has a long history of working with celebrities across all genres, including athletes, actors, musicians and artists. Sesame Street has always been written on two levels, for the child and adult. We use parodies and celebrity segments to interest adults in the show because we know that a child learns best when co-viewing with a parent or care-giver. We also value our viewer’s opinions and particularly those of parents. In light of the feedback we’ve received on the Katy Perry music video which was released on You Tube only, we have decided we will not air the segment on the television broadcast of Sesame Street, which is aimed at preschoolers. Katy Perry fans will still be able to view the video on You Tube.”
The crazy thing is that I don’t think kids would even notice cleavage. What do you think?
I am embedding the video so you can see for yourself.
Over reacting or good parenting?
- September 23, 2010
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So I just finished watching the season premiere of Dancing With the Stars. I actually think they have a good group this season.
Here’s my thoughts:
Audrina P has a crazy awesome body and may not be as utterly stupid as I assumed she was.
Eliza D, otherwise known as Faith, is probably going to resurrect some of her Buffy moves on Cheryl if Cheryl continues to touch E’s man, Rick Fox. She looked a little peeved.
Margaret Cho. I love you, adore you-think you are one of the funniest people ever. I MISS The Cho Show and your haunted vagina and anal bleaching. BUT I wish you would have just danced. Everyone expected you to be funny…and you were. Note to self: when I am famous and on DWTS I am NOT going to go for laughs-sparkles and glamour. Also? Spanx. Or stand up straight and suck in your tummy-your choice.
For a 76 year old women, Carol Brady is pretty built. I’m scared of her partner. He’s creepy tan.
Brandy-you were good, everyone figured you would be. Maks-you are still insanely hot and I want someone to tell me if you’re still dating Erin. I thought ya’ll were adorableness together. You and Erin, not you and Brandy. Though I am pretty fond of Brandy’s sparkle and feather promo dress.
The red head russian pro bothers me. Lots. I hope she goes away.
Corey in the house you were more adorable and less annoying than I expected. Lacey-you should not be allowed to choose your own costumes.
Jennifer Gray-so you’re like 50? God, that makes me feel old. But what happened to your face? You used to be so pretty. I’m sad you changed your nose but your body is rocking and you danced well.
Oh The Hoff-well I think it’s HILARIOUS that he made fun of himself saying how he’s still famous in Germany, I find you the epitome of creepy/dirtyness-and not in a good way. My fave line of the whole show was when Len told you that it’s never too early to panic. And your partner Kim? Bratchild said she looked like a stripper and I think that was a fair statement. (However I was terribly jealous of your volumized bedhead.) I did feel violated after watching the Hoff dance so I can ONLY imagine your pain.
Bristol Palin -you can’t dance but I always thought you were dumpy. And? You’re not-your legs are fantabulous. We all now know how you got Levi.
The Situation-I can’t take the patterns cut into your hair. Or your sheer shirts. Or you opening your mouth. But your 80′s dance moves made me giggle.
Michael Bolton-you may be the first man ever to look worse minus a mullet.
Did you guys notice some of the peeps in the audience? Jamie Lee Curtis, Jon Gosselin, Vera Wang and Evan L-she designs his costumes. Couldn’t figure out why Jamie or Jon were there but I LOVED the look of contempt that Niecey Nash gave the Hoff.
So what are your predictions? Who did you love? Who do you think is leaving?
My predictions:
Who SHOULD Leave: The Hoff. Obviously.
Who WILL Leave: Margaret Cho or the Situation. And as much as I hate to admit it-I think it will end up being the Cho who gets booted.
Also: If I ever end up built like any of the chicks this season-other than Margaret Cho-again I’m sorry, (You know I love you) I’m pretty sure I will wear NOTHING but mini dresses made out of feathers and sparkles.
- September 21, 2010
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